Have you ever had a sideways feeling? Placing your logic in a particular way may have bad consequences. On the other hand, the environment is instigating you to make use of your new found power. What if magic is only a pilgrimage away? Well before you run into all sorts of issues, let’s make sure you’re grounded in something firm. The physical might be a good way to go, but also know that it can be a more difficult instigation due to having either eliminate Gravity or become incredibly massive.

I don’t know how to easily say this without alarming the science community, but in my universe there hasn’t been a Sun for a while. I’ve been trying to coax the formation of one through my eyes and the entangling of informational waypoints. From my purview I can see that its a black hole. Alas science, its possible to carry information across a black hole, all you need to do is ensure that the receiver is collating the data of all the energy flux so that he can see when its a no go, and when it’s a sure fire. I also use it to entertain the crowds con mi magia.

My event horizon may as well have a huge warning sign saying- this is where other universes have average validity period and therefore we cannot guarantee your disillusionment of the science bubble we built. Trust me, I had a lot banking on this love, specially in correlation with the standard model and my edification of it. I’m now legit going to be placing this information back in my regular mid modern American life, where you guessed it, I’ve essentially built a bridge from the higgsboson to the standard model of cosmological physics. 

Sometimes I envision it in the style of crossing a vary narrow balloon. Other times, I’m just creating the pieces that will begin to translate the information cleanly over. Yet, most times I feel like I’m just recalling the pieces right into a very narrow pocket dimension where I first pulled them from. Those all sound great right? My biggest fear sees parts of my body fall right into a oh too small pocket reality in a way that I cannot easily undo it. 

Right, since we’re giving you a little guide on how to piss people off, its best I give you some good advise as well. You see, when your magic is established, it could realize itself in a variety of ways, including creating wholly new energy. Therefore, it’s important to try to get an understanding of the energy that’s created by the seller and the cheap translation that is often built by the mortgage broker to fool people into believing he has any physical validity. After all, even if your house is all insured by some government, what then happens if another government takes over and does away with your ownership?

Worse yet, what if what happens if the government you participate is dumb and childish, like instead of working together for the better of all its citizens, its sitting there accumulating debt for an incorrect reason. Glad I had my Jonathan, but even worse than a indebted government? A government that is so freaking scared of itself that it just begins incarcerating itself from the inside like an arrestable Cadillac. Let’s just all calm down and put down the future for now so we can have a normal conversation.

Illogical placement now a feature. How are you going to twizzlorolize summinisity involveth with your vial of timethnisity darling that we can formerly encounternance, love ya, for suresies and personally easy^2.